Hi there! My name is James, but you can call me George, Samuel, Thomas, or William. I'll answer to any of them--especially if you are saying something like, "Thomas, do you want to go outside?" or "Here's your brownie, George".
Today I wanted to take a break from my normal life of
tasting cooking, feeding the farm animals, and playing with my brothers to tell you about my life as the baby of a family of ten. Joy says that I should have done this post earlier, but I'm a procrastinator. I thrive on deadlines.
So here it is :
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Like it? I do too, but I have been informed that some people would like it better if I translated what it said. So here is the version for those who are not learned in JJism:
I am excited that in five days I will no longer be the baby of a family of ten. Instead, I am going to be the big brother of a family of eleven. You read that right--on Thursday my little brother or sister will be born!!! I've waited almost nine months, but I am not sure I can wait another second. I check the crib sometimes...you know, just to see if the baby came and no one told me about it.
In case you haven't caught on yet, I 'll shout it out for all the world to hear. (By the way, you may want to cover your ears, as deafness is a possible side effect of such delight.) I AM EXCITED!!!!!
You can take your fingers out of your ears now. I'll try to confine my joy to exclamation marks. Maybe.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe not.
I can't wait to hold my little sister Emily Margaret in my arms. Or John Philip. But I know that it's going to be a girl. Many of my siblings think that the baby will be a boy, but they have guessed wrong in the past. I never have. Joy says I should tell you that I have never guessed before, either, but that strikes me as a rather unimportant detail.
So now I want to hear what you think.
- Is the baby a boy (because we have so many boys) or is it a girl (for the same reason as the former)?
- Are you excited?
I'll see you at the hospital on Thursday--only, I probably won't see you because I'll have eyes only for the buttons on the hospital bed and AN ADORABLE BUNDLE WRAPPED IN A BLANKET!!!
James